…is hard!
You start getting asked if you are married or not more than a national average of 3 times a day. People assume if you are not a marriage material or why else you can’t even snag a husband. It gets worse when people start wondering why do you not even have a boyfriend!
You go to a store and anti-ageing is pushed onto you like no tomorrow. There was a time when taking care of wrinkles began after you turned 35. Now, mid-late twenties is already so damn late that you are on your way to looking like a pug.
You are still stuck in a limbo because clothes at Macy’s and Nordstrom look too aunty-like and you still fall for the pretty teeny bopper clothes at Forever 21.
Going out and partying induces a major calculation drive that involves what time do you need to wake up the next day and how many hours of sleep you shall get.
Beginning of the month brings about a ‘Woohoo’ for the start of a new month budget and a ‘Waaaan’ when all the mortgages and rents and EMIs leave your bank accounts
You can no longer wolf down those 3 slices of pizza without freaking out about that belly bulge. ‘A moment on the lips, forever on the hips’ is here to stay, baby!
Binge drinking brings about a worse hangover than ever. Your stomach also refuses to co-operate anymore and say hello to way too many restroom visits the next day.
Teenage acne has given way to adult acne. Hmmpphh.
If your skin was dry all your life, it starts turning oilier. The reverse is also true. In short, your skin hates you now.
Say hello to being called ‘Aunty’ by your friends’ babies.
So, it happened on the 26th of September for me and I am dealing with it with a mixture of trepidation and happiness. I thank God for his little mercies and for making me see another year of life. The ball is in His court now to start turning up the ‘good’ about my days.
PS : I got my driving license card on Saturday and it is here to stay till 2019, babay!
I love this post!! Belated happy birthday!! 🙂
I can so relate to almost all of these, but I loved the clothes one, the calculating sleep one (I do that every night), the pizza and binge drinking ones!! And yeah, friends’ kids calling you aunties, I dread the day!! 😦 My best friend is expecting a baby next month, so it’s not too far!!
I’m turning 28 in 3 months, so let’s see what that holds! By the way, I just read an article on Thought Catalog that claims 27th year is the worst crisis year, and then it gets better!! http://thoughtcatalog.com/emma-golden/2014/09/9-depressingly-real-reasons-why-27-is-your-crisis-year/
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Oh baapre. My crisis year started when I turned 26. I was as lost as a toddler in a crowd. I still am. I have no idea what the future holds.
It is very stressful and awkward when people ask ‘what next’.
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Oh I know what you mean! I used to feel this way when I turned 25 or 26, but I think I feel calmer now.. I’ve learned to accept that my life path is different, and that things will eventually fall into place! I don’t need to follow the standard Indian path of education –> job –> marriage –> kids! I tell friends and family that I still feel like 21 or 22, coz I still don’t know what I want from life, and I still want to live life by what I think is right and drives me and makes me happy! 🙂
I wrote this post on one of those days – http://kinminsworld.wordpress.com/2014/01/28/did-i-forget-to-grow-up/
And as I have opened up about this, I have found other people who are like this too! 🙂
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I just read your post! Man, we are so similar! Even I am considered pretty mature for my age, but not so much. I am sure you know what I mean! Btw, are you in SoCal?
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The thing is, I knew stuff till I was 25. And then the whole jumble up happened with regards to the xBF and after that is a big what-just-happened and what-will-happen-now?
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Yes, I do know what you mean! Yeah, it’s like I was this person who knew what she was doing and was super focused and mature and knew what wanted out of life! And then I started questioning if I really want to do this, and to figure out what I really want! I used to call it the quarter life crisis, when I was 25ish! :p I’m past that stage now, but somehow feel that things will fall into place! 🙂 I wish I lived in SoCal, I visited San Diego in April and loved it! 🙂 I live in Pittsburgh, on the East coast!
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Aaarrggh I wish we were in touch then. We could have hung out! I am glad you liked my hood though. 🙂
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Yup, let’s do it next time! Let me know if you have any plans of visiting the East coast! 🙂
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Sure! We have a sales office at Pittsburgh. Let’s see if I can wrangle out a visit.
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Yay, that will be awesome!! 🙂
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Happy belated birthday 😀
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Thank you very much!
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Happy birthday to you PB!!
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Thanks Fingers!!
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First time here and first things first- belated birthday wishes PB! 🙂
I guess somethings are just so common from the time you hit mid twenties. Especially the ‘so when are you getting married?’ question. It is every aunt’s default question. 😛
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Welcome Monkey Mind to my space, and thanks for the wishes!
I think it is the most dreaded question now. I anyways was whip-tongued and it is gonna get worse with aunties and grand-aunts.
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Haha., you ll eventually get immune to their curiosity laden questions PB 🙂
P.S. PB reminds me of peanut butter. Just crossed my mind now 😛
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Yes, once I find a J, my sandwich will be complete!
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Belated happy birthday PB. and you are being too hard on yourself, like, what is wrong with buying clothes from F21? If they look good on you and not absurd, who cares what their target customers are 🙂
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Thank you Srishty!
Ya, I don’t bother! I just buy as long as it is cute. Sometimes I snag work clothes from there too. 🙂 They have some very nice dresses and blouses.
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Happy birthday!
Reading this brought a big smile on my face. We are not alone! *Cheers* to this birthday and more 🙂
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Thank you so much! We are a strong force of single girls! Let’s take down the world!
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Belated happy happy birthday! 🙂
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Thank you!
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Utterly didi! Kaisi hain aap?
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Theek hoon behenji. Aap kaisi hai ?
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Happy Bday, girly..belated. 🙂
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Thanks Poppie!
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Happy Birthday! The post is spot on.. The list keeps getting bigger from here on..
Nice post and an equally nice blog 🙂
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Thank you so much! And welcome to the blog. 🙂
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Dont worry girl. It’s scientifically proven that a woman is most beautiful at 30. So you can tell those auntiji’s that youre waiting to ‘peak’ before tying the knot. That gives you 3 years ‘to find yourself a good husband’, as the auntijis would put it & to enjoy life… 😀 oh btw First time here, love your blog 🙂
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Haha! Oh yes. I need to be in topnotch for to jaal bichao on a husband.
Welcome to the blog, VB. I am glad you are here!
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Pehle toh Belated Happy Birthday.. Hope you had a lovely time! 🙂 🙂
and about that post! I agree to each and every point! I still can’t believe I am nearing 30!! 😦 There is nothing that consoles me and I go Joey every now and then.. “Why God, Why?” 😦
And congrats for that license.. Finally, eh? 🙂
Hugs!
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Thank you! It was fun indeed.
Lol, we are like wine, honey. The older, the better.
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:D.. When you put it this way.. It doesn’t feel that bad… 😛
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😀
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