What to do when you spot your crush…

… A La Princess Butter.

1. Stare at him from crowds, hiding behind people, or between the machines at the gym.
2. Consider talking to him, and keep considering that till the allotted 30 days time period for ‘over-thinking’ is over.
3. Forget how he looks like, and mistake someone else for him and get yelled at by your buddy for being a ‘floozy’.
4. Try not to stare like the said shameless ‘floozy’ at his lean, tan, physique…………
5. Try not looking like you and your buddy are a thing, specially when you both enjoy silly antics in public.
6. Make your buddy catch signs, like engagement/wedding rings, the slogan on his university tshirt, the year on his school jersey, etc.
7. Finally make a decision to smile at him.
8. Attempt to smile, and then stop midway, and look like you are trying to cough up something nasty and watch him return an undecided half-smile.
9. Cringe in embarrassment for being a chickensh*t and continue staring at TV at the oddest angle from your machine while doing chin-dips.
10. Go crazy on the internet looking for the guy and get other friends involved in your utter stupidity.
11. Disregard any advice about the sane method of ‘smiling , saying hi and a normal introduction’.
12. Continue being a weirdo and make #foreveralone your motto.