- You are constantly being told that you know nothing. Mostly, by your mom, though.
- You enjoy embellishing your life achievements a la your resume. Remember that proficiency in C++ coding, where you learnt that it is C Plus Plus and not C Add Add?
- With the embellishments, comes your job title. Chances are it is comprised of atleast 6 words. Hydraulic and Mechanical Analysis Director of Product Development. And Mother of low NPSHR inducers.
- You prefer referencing yourself in third person. Or in no person. A girl has no name. Specially for you, you drunk creep.
- You are convinced that people at work are trying to steal your Iron Throne aka office chair.
- While playing Name-Place-Animal-Things, you get into a long drawn argument that Dragon should work for animal name starting with D.
- Weddings scare the death out of you. (Fine, marriage).
- You know that it is a fatal flaw not to run zigzag. In Dodgeball.
- As soon as the temperature drops to 70 F, you grab your jacket because ” Winter is coming”. #SoCalWeather
- A crow isn’t a crow for you anymore. It’s a raven.
- You spend your evenings trying out crazy braids from pinterest for that King’s Landing style and give up after realizing that you will always look like the beggar from Braavos.
- Your ‘Oh God’ has turned into ‘The Old Gods and New’.
- You are proficient at ‘sword dancing’ with your shampoo bottle.
- You are mad at George R R Martin for being so old and distracted. And at HBO for the crazy delays.
- Before FIFA 2018, you knew of Croatia only as King’s Landing.