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- Stare at him from crowds, hiding behind people, or between the machines at the gym.
- Consider talking to him, and keep considering that till the allotted 30 days time period for ‘over-thinking’ is over.
- Forget how he looks like, and mistake someone else for him and get yelled at by your buddy for being a ‘floozy’.
- Try not to stare like the said shameless ‘floozy’ at his lean, tan, physique…………
- Try not looking like you and your buddy are a thing, specially when you both enjoy silly antics in public.
- Make your buddy catch signs, like engagement/wedding rings, the slogan on his university tshirt, the year on his school jersey, etc.
- Finally make a decision to smile at him.
- Attempt to smile, and then stop midway, and look like you are trying to cough up something nasty and watch him return an undecided half-smile.
- Cringe in embarrassment for being a chickensh*t and continue staring at TV at the oddest angle from your machine while doing chin-dips.
- Go crazy on the internet looking for the guy and get other friends involved in your utter stupidity.
- Disregard any advice about the sane method of ‘smiling , saying hi and a normal introduction’.
- Continue being a weirdo and make #foreveralone your motto.